uberlonelyguy16

Joey Aaron

2007-12-02T20:05:00.000-08:00

Nope, not me...but I still think this

is a tight picture.

THIS is actually me.

It's a bird... it's a plane...

2007-11-30T20:13:00.001-08:00

What is EMO?

2007-11-14T19:01:00.000-08:00

Hiss Me Deadly - Chet Gecko

2007-11-07T20:41:00.001-08:00

Man, I love this guy...

BUSTED!!!

2007-11-06T12:55:00.000-08:00

Look like my Dancing Barbie girls (see below) got in trouble with their mommies... because they pulled down their "dancing around the trampoline with Barbie and Ken" video...

Still, I could swear I recognize that one girl-- wasn't that Amanda from school...

YouTube fame is not for the faint of heart...

Where it all began...

2007-11-06T08:15:00.000-08:00

First there was her, then there was me.

That novel I've been working on...

2007-11-04T08:00:00.000-08:00

You DO NOT have to make this stuff up....

2007-10-21T11:48:00.000-07:00

Favorite LOSER!

2007-10-13T07:37:00.000-07:00

You can say that again.

In fact, I will.

FAVORITE LOSER.

Shhh. Don't tell anyone. This just in...

2007-10-11T11:08:00.001-07:00

Yup.

And guess where he was spotted?

You guessed?

MY BASEMENT

(It'll just be our little secret.)

Having an "I used to be the Numa-Numa Guy" day...?

2007-10-04T11:33:00.001-07:00

Relax.

Before there were depressed internet celebrities...

There were former child stars and other crappy celebrities

Enjoy!

And have a nice day.

I am SO going to be FAMOUS

2007-10-03T13:42:00.000-07:00

Yup. Me. Joey Aaron.

I'm not freaking kidding you. I'm on the cocktail party circuit.

I'm going to be a guest at Tasha Alexander's awesome cyber cocktail party on Friday, October 5th.

Yeah... and she's like totally hot.

RED BULL and CHEETOS will be served.

Pz,

Joey

More SAT words that might get you detention

2007-10-01T09:49:00.000-07:00

1. succulent
2. cochlear
3. double-breasted
4. penal
5. dictation

For five points of extra-credit, use them all in a sentence:

The succulent penal dictation was given by a double-breasted Hooter's waitress with a cochlear fixation.

Simon's Sadly Appropriate Word of the Day

2007-09-27T06:05:00.002-07:00

peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

Which leads to another important definition:

HB Oh no

The slightly panicked look you get on your face when everybody is saying "hey did you catch that show last night on HBO?" And you are going to have to fake it because you are stuck with peasantvision.

Baby Genius.

2007-09-26T15:30:00.000-07:00

Oh no.

Do NOT tell my mom about this two-year-old.

It might make her think I've haven't been doing my homework

I call this publicity

2007-09-26T10:46:00.000-07:00

Ok, so this girl got her picture taken, and then her camp counselor uploaded it to Flickr.

And somehow she ended up on a bus billboard in Australia.

Now, her parents are suing the company because she is "humiliated that people can google her."

Huh?

I'd be humiliated if people couldn't google me.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/09/24/tech/main3290986.shtml?source=mostpop_story

Wish I thought of this one...

2007-09-22T18:31:00.000-07:00

Why doesn't my mom ever go out of town?

YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES

2007-09-17T05:55:00.000-07:00

Simon is a cool crafty kid trying to establish his image in the cliqued-up world of Metropolitan High School. He’s got a million-dollar wardrobe on a bargain-basement budget, and he’s moving up--he’s just been nominated for best dressed prep. But Simon knows that appearance is everything, so when an embarrassing secret vidblog goes viral, Metropolitan’s favorite prep hottie knows his reputation is cracking. Meanwhile, his alter-ego, uberlonelyguy16, has an emo following that’s taking on national dimensions.

Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 with Subtitles

2007-09-04T06:22:00.001-07:00

Hey, at least I'm not famous for being a moron.

LAMBO-MANIA

2007-08-01T10:01:00.000-07:00

Western Civ

2007-07-14T19:10:00.000-07:00

Fundamentals of Physics

2007-07-14T19:08:00.000-07:00

WTF?

2007-07-09T15:35:00.000-07:00

Mingle² - Online Dating

You are trying to tell me that after I cocksackied my bacchanalian wenis my blog is still rated G??????

iPerbole

2007-07-05T18:38:00.000-07:00

Simon's List of Five SAT Review Words that May Get You Detention

2007-07-05T13:53:00.001-07:00

1. bastardize
2. bacchanalian
3. succubus
4. cocksackie
5 wenis*

Math Facts: A Basic Review

2007-07-04T08:38:00.001-07:00

Simon's List of Five Things That Seem Better IEL than IRL

2007-07-03T19:47:00.000-07:00

1. Girls at the myspace angle

2. anything with the word *enhance* in it

3. girls with the screen name xO HoTtIeBaBe x3

4. Being stalked by a trained assassin carrying a loaded Glock

5 Air guitar

(someone please tell me that's not a Hello Kitty training bra)

2007-07-01T18:50:00.000-07:00

I was just looking around for some LOL cats. I personally find this one hilarious.

I'll be back from the moon tomorrow.

Peace

This thing never runs out of gas

2007-07-01T17:23:00.000-07:00

Best Dressed Prep Nominee Rival

2007-07-01T17:18:00.000-07:00

Wow! check out this....

2007-07-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

TOTALLY EMO link...

Looks like you've been

Rick Roll'd

2007-06-30T18:00:00.000-07:00

2007-06-30T16:30:00.000-07:00

A Lime Green Lamborghini Gallardo

The Official Preppy Handbook

2007-06-30T16:02:00.000-07:00