You DO NOT have to make this stuff up....

Favorite LOSER!

You can say that again.

In fact, I will.

FAVORITE LOSER.

Shhh. Don't tell anyone. This just in...

Yup.

And guess where he was spotted?

You guessed?



MY BASEMENT

(It'll just be our little secret.)

Having an "I used to be the Numa-Numa Guy" day...?

Relax.

Before there were depressed internet celebrities...

There were former child stars and other crappy celebrities

Enjoy!

And have a nice day.

I am SO going to be FAMOUS

Yup. Me. Joey Aaron.

I'm not freaking kidding you. I'm on the cocktail party circuit.

I'm going to be a guest at Tasha Alexander's awesome cyber cocktail party on Friday, October 5th.

Yeah... and she's like totally hot.

RED BULL and CHEETOS will be served.

Pz,

Joey

More SAT words that might get you detention

1. succulent
2. cochlear
3. double-breasted
4. penal
5. dictation

For five points of extra-credit, use them all in a sentence:

The succulent penal dictation was given by a double-breasted Hooter's waitress with a cochlear fixation.